Now I admit that I haven’t an awful lot of hair but what I do have grows extremely quickly. I put this down to a diet of red wine, garlic and lemons.

My preferred hair dresser in Spain, and I don’t mind giving them a plug, is Jesus Caño Peluquerias in Martos. They have two shops but I use the one close to the bus terminus only because I can walk in off the street and they treat me as a V.I.P. I get my haircut in no time and a wash before and after… all for 4.20€ and the experience comes with a smile.

Anyway, seeing as I could probably visit the hair dresser every fortnight it means that my next hair job will be in India.